So here I go, blogging in the early hours of the morning in reference to something that shall remain under wraps for the near future. In reality, I want her to know and I speculate that she has already knew it by now. But the thing is that I don't know whether it’s apt or spot on at this moment of time. Truth be told, I really need to find the faultless moment for everything to materialize.

Should I linger or should I go? I still have most of my vigour left and I'm darn taken aback that it’s still that much. Around me bridges are ablaze, maybe I should just fly away. Time is running out much faster than I can run so I must be cautious of the next decision that I will contemplate upon. Actually I'm already feeling better now, due to the stats restore potion that I took the other day which was coincidentally red in colour.

Lina is darn pretty I know, what a fire she is! She's worth waiting for I tell you, but too bad she's not too fluent in some of the languages that she speaks in. Hence, I might want to use humour as a mean of communicating with her. Well my temperature's currently soaring due to the wicked coldness of the night but I shall get the tinderbox to light up my new flame.

My fire making level is darn high I tell you, I kept on training it even though it wasn't necessary to do so. Nah, it was just fervour and I have tons of it. It used to be normal logs, but now I've managed to train using oak, willow, maple, yew and magic as well. But wow, why am I always hypnotized by the bearer of the already broken china heart? Somehow that reminded me of Oreo cheesecake and the scent of her hair!

But with the way we're heading, I think we'll be fine. Anyway, I'm speeding towards her. No, the General Theory of Relativity states that both parties are similarly eligible of transversing such distance. That's the only part that seriously freaks me out and if there's anyone that knows the truth, it’s going to be Lina.

By the way, her full name is Lina Inverse and she's a drop dead gorgeous Slayer.

Have we met before,
Or is that just to break the ice?
If our paths had crossed,
I should recall such paradise.



My all-time favourite, oreo cheesecake for the win baby!
Buy this for me and I'll love you forever! (only applies to SOME people)

On the other hand, I've managed to indulge myself in a new game.
Dee-ohh-tee-eh a.k.a D.O.T.A.
Defense Of The Ancients

Or maybe its called:
Department of Transportation Airports
Download Over the Air
90Y-dodecane tetraacetic acid
Decision On The Application
Don't Off The Amplifier
Digging Of The A**holes
Declaration of the Americas on Diabetes

Tagged by SYA HEE RAH[EM][EM][EM]
So according to her DARN funny blog, these are the rules and regulations:
1. Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about themself.
2. People who get tagged need to write their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts.
3. At the end, player needs to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!

So here it goes!
10 weird things/habits/little known facts about me.
1. My butt is hard!!!
2. I like to smell girl's hair (only some girls!!!)
3. I have very nice armpit hair (I THINK!!!)
4. I have 27 medals and trophies, 14 of which are gold or some other FUNNY awards.
5. I can use the toilet in the dark and still aim WELL!
6. I love to wrap myself up like a mummy with my blanket when I sleep
7. My legs are much better looking than SOME girls' legs
8. My weight is around 52kg, without the shits
9. I love watching Teletubbies even though I KNOW its dumb
10. My childhood hero is and will always be the awe inspiring BARNEY

10 other people i wanna tagggggg.
1. Sarah
2. Hazwani
3. My brother
4. My mom
5. My grandmom
6. My baby cousin
7. The auntie that die die must board the bus first everytime
8. The auntie that sells tissue paper for $1 at Parkway Parade
9. The guy that plays the guitar at Bedok Interchange
10. My pet hamster HAMMY

I used to have coolness on my face. Times have drastically changed however and I'm still contemplating on going back to the past, back to when my chivalry was at its peak. Now I guess its almost safe to say that I'm edging ever so nearer to another pinnacle interval of importance, this time greater than the one before.

So now I go again, the Sun's on me and I've left my feet off the ground. My eyes don't lie either. I've been thrown around once or twice but beneath it all, the vital principle within me still exists. Surely, being thrown about isn't something to write home about.

Many pathways are laid out for me to pursuit, none higher in quality than the other. My hangover kept on intensifying every time I scan the whole length of this picture. Sometimes its just too perplexing to even comprehend for one moment but nonetheless, I'm liable for the next distinct period of my life.

Almost everything is achievable, even success. In the words of my own conscience, may I attain this majestic beauty along with the splendour and bliss of heaven that comes along with it.

I was requested to do the following by Sarah. Haha, it has been some time since I've done something like this. For your info, there are 16 questions in total so let's get it on!


Three physical things you like about yourself
1. My legs, haha!
2. My heart which has always been there for me. Lol!
3. My short hair which I still think is quite long.


Three physical things you don't like about yourself
1. My leg hair is not straight!!!
2. My cheeks are not chubby.
3. I think I'm skinny, aiyoyo man!


Three things that scare you
(I shall exclude the more obvious ones)
1. Becoming horizontally long.
2. Failing tests and exams.
3. The aunties that die die must board the bus first, irritating sia.


Three of your everyday essentials
1. My notebook a.k.a MY WIFE!
2. My handphone a.k.a MY MISTRESS!
3. My spectacles lah, or else who to see clearly.


Three things you are wearing now
1. White shirt
2. Green shorts
3. My spectacles lah, or else who to see clearly. Lols.


Three of your favourite bands or musical artists
1. Coldplay for life man!
2. Keane!
3. and Paramore to top it off!


Three things you want in a relationship
(Let's exclude the more obvious ones shall we?)
1. A good head massage! Lol!
2. Late night phone conversations.
3. Just be my girl lah. Haha.


Three things about the opposite sex that appeals to you
1. It has always been their hair and I just don't know why.
2. Their eyes!
3. I don't know why but I just like their hair!


Three of your favourite hobbies
1. OMG, nothing beats running!
2. Listening to music
3. and singing them out of tune! Haha!


Three things you want to do really badly now
1. Go somewhere special with someone special in my life.
2. Somehow I have this urge to go swimming.
3. Use the toilet! I'm currently having stomachache sia.


Three careers you're considering or you've considered
1. I've always wanted to be an engineer but see how eh.
2. Maybe even a scientist?
3. Giving tuition to my cousins? Wahaha!


Three places you want to go on a vacation
1. The ice hotel at Sweden!
2. Paris!
3. New York a.k.a The Big Apple!


Three things you want to do before you die
1. Repent for ALL my sins.
2. Pilgrimage to Mecca
3. SKYDIVING BABY!


Three ways that you are stereotypically a guy
1. I go to the guy's toilet instead of the girl's.
2. I admire my hair a LOT even though it sucks.
3. I don't wear a bra!


Three ways that you are not stereotypically a guy
1. I LOVE window shopping.
2. Gossiping is my forte!
3. Sometimes I use the toilet as long as girls do.


Three people that you want to do this quiz
1. SYA HEE RAH[EM][EM][EM]
2. Hazwani!
3. My crazy little brother who is still isn't back home yet!!!

You know what's crazy???



That's crazy!!! Besides, who uses that much space anyway? And even if they do, what in the name of heaven requires that much space anyway? I guess by now, you must be wondering what it might be. Hmm, even I'm wondering too! Well, I'm going to leak my secret out now, so don't tell anyone yeah?



Welcome to my 'imba' movie collection! It currently only stands at a measly 20 titles with a total size of 35.6 GB, but that's not the case here. The pinnacle of ALL my downloads are those 4 (720p) movie files which are in fact in HIGH DEFINITION! In other words, they are of freaking darn good freaking quality.

I can't stress the word 'freaking' enough here because never have I been in all my life, struck with such sudden and usually great wonder or surprise of the amazing visual clarity of watching movies in the comfort of my own sweet home.

Oh, and this was only on my 13.3 inch notebook. My jaw was literally on the floor when I played the movie on my 37 inch TV in the living room the other day. And let's not even go to the larger screen sizes shall we?

You know what? It has been 1 and a half years since I last posted on this beloved blog of mine. That's like half of its age!!! Besides, many things happened since then.


1. I've acquired wisdom
The materialization of my wisdom tooth is a testament to this.


2. I'm in a new school
Tpjc might not be the best but it turned out way better than I had expected it to be.



3. I've been suspended in my new school
Accidentally came late 3 times during Term 2. The level of discipline is as high as Mount Everest literally.



4. Found a phone for the first time!!!!!
Its a touchscreen phone! Won't list down the model as many people will kill me for being so freaking lucky.


5. New phone


Traded in my Nokia E51, a HTC Touch which I obtained through the renewal of my phone contract and the touchscreen phone which I found earlier for a Nokia N82! I so LOVE this phone to bits till even bits of it is peeling off.


6. New phone number
Pretty glad that I've picked one of the easiest number to memorize. Seriously, isn't 829-829-39 simple enough? Surely its better than 93384574 which has no observable pattern!


7. New notebook


Basically, she's my wife. Beautiful, sleek and sexy! Best of all, she's married to me and you can't get to touch her unless I say so. She's all mine! Muhahaha!


8. I'M A DAD!!!


Aww isn't she cute? She looks just like me!

9. I have a new pet


Meet my mexican axolotl, a pet like no other in the world.


10. I finally met someone who is friendlier than I am!!!

Meet Shi Hui. She is 10 times friendlier than I am!


Wow, such memorable events those were. Anyway, I've come to the end of my post. I do have many more interesting things to talk about, but wouldn't that take ages? Well, I shall talk about some of them in my next post. Oh by the way, I want to wish you all a very happy Hari Raya!