
I don’t know how to say this anymore. The matter of fact is that I was just there positioned flat with my back upon the ground of my agility training arena. Wait, isn’t that just my fancy name for my favourite playground? The place where happiness and excitement lie awake, its even better than the fishes at Long John Silvers and fried chicken rice with sambal . You know, I really acquire pleasure from jumping around and pulling myself up over and over again. Hence my nickname,
MUSCULAR MONKEY.

My younger brother’s friends made me
SERIOUSLY realise that they are
SERIOUSLY NONSENSE. I mean
SERIOUSLY, I’ve never felt so
SERIOUSLY NONSENSE before and thus, I'm very
SERIOUS of what I’ve
SERIOUSLY gotten myself into. Without a shadow of a doubt, this paragraph is
SERIOUSLY SERIOUS. Also, I’ve spent a significant portion of my precious life doing so much cooking
BUT YET I can't even break an egg with only one hand.

Logically speaking, I've nothing else to say but
HI. Usually I'll begin my normal conversation with
"HEY, HAVE YOU EATEN?" or
"HEY, YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT." As with most cases that I've gotten myself into, I'll end up talking with that person till he or she chokes on their food or till they finish their food. Either way,
THEY WILL STILL FINISH THEIR FOOD.
But that’s not all. Some people are still oblivious to the nonsense that they are facing from myself or other nonsense people. Hence, they are people whom you should be hanging around with
BUT YET they are still not nonsense enough,
I WONDER WHY. In the world of nonsense, these people are the ones who will really stand up from the nonsense ones.

This is the second last sentence and what can I possibly be thinking of at this moment? Well, I’m just thinking of what to write for this sentence.

This post is a true reflection of what happens when I keep looking at
MR HAPPY every minute.
So why haven't I been blogging for the last
42.0 years (3s.f) or so? Well to that I have to give my standard answer,
WHY NOT?! At least it beats doing nothing! The customary procedure was also implemented and
AS SUCH, I refrained from the urge and temptation of the wonderful utopia of nonsensical writings. But behold, I really wanted to. This actually mirrors
TEMPTATION ISLAND as much as how my hair mirrors my butt. I woke up one day sweating like
NIAGARA FALLS and then I realised that my posts are not up to the level of how high my school pants are.
IN FACT, IT WAS SO BEYOND CRAP THAT IT WOULD TAKE A SPACESHIP 15 YEARS TO GET TO A PLANET CLOSE ENOUGH TO LOOK THROUGH A TELESCOPE AT THE CRAP THAT IT WAS.I sat down and pondered for about 1 month upon what could possibly be done to alleviate this demoralizing setback. And then I finally realised, I wasn't eating enough
VITAMIN D and this consequently resulted in the mushrooming of a
HUGE forest of infinitesimal pimples on my once beautiful face. They all clumped together to form one giant ugly looking mount of grease, dirt and
ICE-CREAM trapped beneath the epidermis layer on my left cheek.
So do I feel sorry for this? No, I feel no remorse. In fact I feel a little giddy.

You know, I was really kind of hoping to have a cactus in my bedroom. For starters, they don't need much water to stay alive and it isn't really that difficult to take care of as compared to myself for instance. My previous one passed away and how that happened is beyond my wildest nightmares. Maybe my room is harsher than the desert? Yeah, no wonder some people find me
HOT.
OH LOOK! It's a horde of drinks that will most definitely leave those pesky ants wanting more of your aqueous secreted waste. Or should I say, a sure method of getting diabetes faster than you can say
TAPIOCA.



No seriously, I meant it when I said last year that my trophy cabinet was almost full. The current count is
37 or
100101 in binary. But gosh it looks so much better in binary.

In actuality, the album above is currently being used more for decorative purposes than anything else. And yes, please tell me if you're doing so as well because I feel awkward with a 10% significant value. People would just come along and associate me as
THE GUY THAT USES CD ALBUMS AS DECORATIONS even though I believe that I deserve better treatment as a result of my ingenuity.

I collect National Geographic Magazines but yet my Geography isn't that good, to put it in better words. Hence this concludes that reading up upon a particular subject doesn't necessarily ensure a
FLYING COLOURS grade in it. But that's just common sense. I'm simply forcing myself to learn the hard way for the benefit of others who obviously don't have any.
OH WHAT SACRIFICE!

Hi. My name is Muhammad
ALSYAARI (AL-SHA-REE) Bin Something Something. I'm also more affectionately known as Ali due to the very fact that my name might be too hard to enunciate well enough or maybe because I'm one of the very, very, very few of my own species. Go and Google
ALSYAARI if you're bored. I have
309 entries, only
EZOVEX is worse with
273 and this is as of Monday, 8 June 2009.

I love to play pool and sometimes I play alone just for the fun of it.

I'm also among the best walking photocopying machines.

I dissect my VAIO sometimes whenever I'm bored.

And I have a
MASSIVE music collection which recently broke the
9000 mark a few days ago and I should be reaching
10000 songs soon enough. This is 60 of my favourite albums in alphabetical order of the artist's name. Do take a while to scan this self-proclaimed masterpiece of mine.
Now, I shall present to you the true power of what a
5MP NOKIA N82 with
XENON flash can do for you. The following are among the best of what I'm currently capable of achieving on a good spiky hair day.

Singapore's Central Business District. Must I say more?

Esplanade Waterfront Stage.

Steps at Mount Faber Park.

Mini class barbeque at Pasir Ris Beach.

During a long thursday afternoon spending 3 hours in the same class.

An edited picture of the ceiling in the lecture theatre.

I'm
100% sure that this was taken in school.

Somewhere in school.

Somewhere in school again.
A-HA! A free treat at Swensens is always welcomed!
But yes, I would also like to add on the following pictures due to their amazing beauty. They might not make sense to you
BUT HEY! They do to me!

What I am informally known as. Ali the Iceberg and my MSN display name is congruent as a result.

Yes trust me on this one, it's currently hovering in mid air as a result of the Meissner effect. Sad to say, there's no layman explanation for this one.

Hypervelocity impact at
3KM PER SECOND?! What a beauty!
An amazing result of taking a picture and messing around with it for 30 minutes in Photoshop.

Oh yes,
VIVA LA VIDA it is!
In what must be one of the most nonsensical bullshit I've ever heard in a long time, I took a quiz on Facebook and it states that I would be getting married at a ripe young age of
30. WOW! 30?! WOW! JUST TOTALLY WOW! What's worse is that I actually used 30 pictures in this post as well. I can't believe that I'm actually a bit influenced by this NONSENSE.